Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Now you see him, now you don't!
Nobody thought of building a landing?
WTF is a cat doing in the ceiling?
Not a bad view if I do say so myself.
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.
At least he didn't get squirted.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.