A Russian rocket carrying multiple satellites into orbit malfunctioned shortly after launch and erupted into a massive explosion with an epic shockwave.
This rocket launcher sends him flying.
What better way to get rid of your Christmas Tree this year then to send it into orbit?
If you ever want to get dangerous you can try opening a bottle of wine using these tactics.
I wish I still had baby teeth cause I would totally pull them out with a rocket...awesome!
Launch this complete idiot to pimp up his toilet. Keep adding extra engine power, accelerators and other irresponsible modifications to reach outerspace. Buy a ridiculous hat for $40000 or maybe save for a massive $1000000 to unlock the final secret upgrade?
Line your rocket up with the right angle and trust to accomplish the goal of each mission. The rocket is sometimes a little unpredictable so watch out.
This has got to be the weirdest proposal I've seen on the web yet. As if being lit on fire wasn't enough, he gets blasted by an onslaught of rockets as well...lol
He wasn't very happy after getting woken up like that.
Use upgrades and resources to get your rocket into space.