Why did the lizard cross the road?
Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
Thank god all those people got out of that bus. You couldn't pay me enough to be a bus driver over there.
This kid buys himself a ticket to the emergency room.
Because of all the rain and flash flooding!
The pavement is nice and warm in the sun so this dog takes advantage of it. Who cares if it's in the middle of the street.
Try to cross the road, if you dare!
This is the reason why seat belts were invented!
Drive and crash though zombie infested towns and highways.
This is a good way to knock yourself out and break some ribs.