I would turn and walk the other way.
I think he's going to need a change of underwear. I know I would...
Looks like a time consuming process!
He drank a little too much last night.
Is this what the end of the world looks like?
Icy conditions affect more then just drivers.
That's one way to get road rash.
Why did the lizard cross the road?
Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
Thank god all those people got out of that bus. You couldn't pay me enough to be a bus driver over there.