Maybe falling in the river will sober him up?
Did a Mountain Dew factory dump its waste into the river?
So that's what they mean when the flood gates open.
This video captures the ice flow along the Wild Ammonoosuc river in NH.
He almost made it...well, not really.
Drank too much last night.
Next time double check how shallow the water is if you plan on diving in.
Wonder how much he charges?
Create a wooden path across the river and discover magical lands. To finish the puzzles you will need to make use of magical walls and mirrors, teleports, dynamites, gold blocks and lots of other features.