Holy sh*t look at the size of that thing!
You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.
Why did the lizard cross the road?
At least it wasn't your leg...
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
Local residents found a massive sea turtle digging on the beach.
Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
Now those would make some tasty frogs legs!