You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.
At least it wasn't your leg...
Why did the lizard cross the road?
Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
Now those would make some tasty frogs legs!
I'm a bird mother...f'er.
Local residents found a massive sea turtle digging on the beach.