At least it wasn't your leg...
Keep poking and prodding the crocs and you'll get whats coming to you.
Why did the lizard cross the road?
That's like jumping in the bathtub with a toaster.
Fish Jumping Into The Jaws of Death
Found a Lizard In My Fried Chicken
Talk about really f*cking with a frog! Bring it into zero gravity.
Someone get this frog a fishing pole and a beer!