Why did the lizard cross the road?
Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
Was that Bob Barker? Don't f*ck around with gators!
Someone get this frog a fishing pole and a beer!
The camera man just became this snakes snack for the day.
The cat wasn't worried. He has 9 lives.
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
The toad's owner was also a victim in the end.
Now those would make some tasty frogs legs!
There is a reason why you don't stick your hands into an alligators mouth!