Two cane toads sit on a road at night as a car approaches...
He ran out of coke so resorted to snakes.
I would turn and walk the other way.
At least it wasn't your leg...
I'll help in a second. I got to get this shot!
Why did the lizard cross the road?
I'm a bird mother...f'er.
XOMBIE - Chapter 4: Relics and Reptiles
Local residents found a massive sea turtle digging on the beach.