He's getting the hell out of there.
Some retarded reporter from infowars picked the wrong neighborhood to go and try to report that the FBI blew up the Boston marathon. Get the f*ck outta here.
Breaking news or breaking ice?
A reporter tries to sneak into this man's place of business and gets a knuckle sandwich instead.
Wait, did I just hit that?
Move bitch! Get out the way...
Being a news reporter is actually quite dangerous as demonstrated in this live news compilation.
Wait for the slow-mo replay. Epic WIN!