All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Every redneck should have one.
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Who needs an ocean to surf when you have your backyard.
Leave it to some rednecks to turn an old chevy farm truck into a bad ass dragster. Check out that wheelie!
If he had got hit by that it would've been bad news!