Dad let his cyst grow for 30 years before he finally decided to pop it redneck style. Make a bigger hole!
Throw away the knives and break out your guns. This is the proper way to carve a pumpkin...if your a redneck of course.
Who needs an ocean to surf when you have your backyard.
Who needs mechanical windshield wipers when you can just use your hand instead!
How To Keep Your Laptop From Running Hot
Angry over a falling down fence.