Great way to burn your house down.
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
This is how you surf down south in the redneck states.
Rednecks love their tractors.
Get hammered and pass out on your roof naked!
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Throw away the knives and break out your guns. This is the proper way to carve a pumpkin...if your a redneck of course.