Throw away the knives and break out your guns. This is the proper way to carve a pumpkin...if your a redneck of course.
That is a lot cooler then just tying a string to a door and closing it.
This is how rednecks drain their pool for the year.
This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
This is how you surf down south in the redneck states.
When you don't have much cash to spend and you really want to go sky diving you can always go this route.