Unless you want to lose a hand.
Gonna need a new arm for that railroad light.
Last firework he'll ever see.
I wonder how many accidents occur at this intersection in Ethiopia every...
This crazy guy snacks on a book of matches.
If I give you this Bud Light, are you up for whatever happens tonight?
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Good job horrifying the kids...
A woman had a bunch of lighter fluid cylinders inside her car which somehow...
For when you don't have a lighter.