He sets his balls on fire as a result.
In the rare case that you ever get stranded with only a battery and some...
Gonna need a new arm for that railroad light.
Last firework he'll ever see.
This crazy guy snacks on a book of matches.
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
Good job horrifying the kids...
For when you don't have a lighter.
There are better ways to pierce your ears.
PRO TIP: Don't use a lighter to check for a gas leak.