If there were a contest, she'd probably win.
Wait for it...This dude ended up with 19 titanium plates, 38 titanium screws, 21 stitches in the face, 14 stitches in the mouth, 50 surgical staples from ear to ear. Was it worth it?
Guy at the hospital "Were you guys playing with swords or something?"
The first rule of fight club is there are no rules!
This looks like a pretty good TV show!
That's a finish he'll remember for a while. You might too...
Just when you thought it was over...
Oh man that looks like it hurt!
Well I wasn't expecting that!