Went to change the oil when...
I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking roof.
Some hot chick is showing off with a pet snake when all of a sudden it bites and latches on to her boob!
Not the nest that I was expecting.
Here is a beefed up version of the classic arcade game snake.
Use your arrow keys to move and eat as many dots as you can without eating yourself. This is harder than it looks.
Damn, thats a huge f*ckin rat!
Damn, that snake got moves!
I would turn and walk the other way.