Condoms are built for dinosaurs these days. You are safe unless she pokes a hole in it.
This is why you dont try jumping moving cars.
Seemed like a good idea at the time but he forgot to form a plan on how to get out.
Like the title says: Just a talking boat.
He's about to make a run for it...
Stupid kid trying to knock other kids off their bikes and he falls out of the car.
Meanwhile in South Africa...
Dude you're buying me a new windshield!
Dad is just about ready to kill his kids.