He's lucky he walked away with only a broken jaw.
Step 1: Get a bunch of idiots together. Step 2: Get lots of diet coke and mentos. Step 3: Trash the inside of your car. Step 4: Enter a car wash with the sunroof and windows wide open.
Next time try passing on the left instead.
Paint Lids Came Off While Hitting Some Bumps
When the Autobots aren't battling the Decepticons they need to make a living somehow.
Screw that, why even bother. Gonna be just as hard to get out of there.
You have to park the cars without crashing them.
Park wrong and get keyed.
Another reason why you should always wear your seatbelt.