Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
Is it really that easy? I've been doing it all wrong!
Very impressive golf trick shot pulled off.
Stock market blooper! Wall Street is full of dicks...lol
Next time make sure you have a fire extinguisher on board!
Did they sprinkle in some ambien or something?
This guy sets records like it's an everyday thang.
Goodnight sweetheart well its time to go. bah dah dah dah dum
F*ck the clubhouse, I gotta make this putt!