A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
Watching someone pump gas has never been so good!
Gotta love women drivers! Why do they always forget to take the nozzle out of their cars?
You can't find a safer place to exercise?
The gas pump caught on fire but the fire extinguisher caused more damage!
A woman driver (of course) totally owns the dude pumping her gas when she takes off before the attendant can remove the hose.
Some drunk guy drives into a gas pump. BOOM