Damn, thats a huge f*ckin rat!
Dad is ready to sh*t himself while his daughter has the time of her life.
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
Slippin...fallin...can't get up.
I found this in the alleyway of the internet. WTF
She must have had 1 too many beers.
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
He must have had too much to drink last night.