Here's a better version of one of the best soundboards ever created for the web. It has all the best insults and phrases from Full Metal Jacket.
Dude protects his daughter at the expense of another little girl...
Don't fall asleep around either of these 2 fruit loops because you will surely be in for it!
This guy gets sweet revenge on his girlfriend by supergluing a dildo to her forehead.
A woman's son calls home with a speeding ticket prank.
This dude is scared like a little girl!
Mom is ready to kill her son!
Some of the best wine you will ever have! But, this is how its made. Yum!
This is a pretty funny idea but if you f*ck with the wrong person be prepared to get shot!