You don't get closer to meeting your maker then that!
I swear it was just there!
They rig up their bosses chair with an air horn.
WTF!!! He ran me over and I jumped on the hood.
Boy you're a dumbass aren't cha.
And the dad of the day award goes to...
Little did this paddleboarder know, he almost became shark bait!
His friends manage to convince him that nuclear missiles are incoming.
A F16 almost takes out a crowd of people.
He got what he asked for.