"I need to go check on my cat".
I can't imagine the amount of work that went into building this unique Rube Goldberg machine.
I guess you should have tied the trampoline down!
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
This person just happened to catch lighting striking her house wires on the telephone pole.
How do you prefer your pigeon? I like mine roasted. I think this one might be a bit overdone though!
If you blink you might miss the jet fly by. This must take some skill to fly.
One too many times to the tanning booth.