Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
How do you prefer your pigeon? I like mine roasted. I think this one might be a bit overdone though!
If you blink you might miss the jet fly by. This must take some skill to fly.
One too many times to the tanning booth.
Just when you thought the Old Spice commercials couldn't get any better, they did!
This kid tried and failed at a game of power hour where you do a shot of beer every minute for an hour.
Kites and power lines don't mix!