You might go through pencils a bit faster though.

Use your pencil tool to guide Santa's sleigh to collect all the presents and reach the checkered flag. You have a limited amount of snow to draw with, and the less snow you use to complete the level, the more points you will score.

Any brains this guy had just got melted.

Draw and get enough sugar in the cups! Complete all 30 levels to unlock the bonus freeplay mode.

Some redneck arrested for running someone over with a tractor.

That looks like a giant pecker, wait that's not a woodpecker...