Q: Why doesnt Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
A woman is told she needs to pay some expensive fees cause her kid pooped in a pool.
Dont ever do this at a business meeting.
Ready for another crappy flight? Get comfortable in this travelling potty, and cruise around the world, collecting the missing stars. You will need to upgrade your craptacular aircraft repeatedly if you are going to make any progress, so collect all the gold and fuel you can to keep going.
Feed a bunch of seagulls at the beach some laxatives then sit back and watch the shit show.
You can ship your pants if you want. I had Taco Bell for dinner and then shipped my pants.
Don't you hate it when you have to go #2 and someone is in the bathroom.
I'm not sure I would drink out of this fountain.
Now that's what I call a rude awakening!!! I would be pissed. (no pun intended) lol
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to invest in this device!