People are still forgetting to flush the damn toilet.
Evidently the water was so cold from doing the ice bucket challenge that dad lost control of his bodily functions.
Wait for it, wait for it...
Moral of the story: Pick up your dog's poop.
When a dog is whining that much in your car, chances are he needs to go outside.
Keyword here is "attempts"...
The phrase "Eat shit and die" is used quite often in the movies.
Holy Crap!!! That was better then expected.
Did that come from me? I don't smell anything.
Gary the goat is a little bit too excited.