I simply have no words for this.
Wait for it, wait for it...
Feed a bunch of seagulls at the beach some laxatives then sit back and watch the shit show.
Nothing says love like that cake.
You can ship your pants if you want. I had Taco Bell for dinner and then shipped my pants.
Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a sh*t???
Holy Crap!!! That was better then expected.
That was mighty impressive.
Now that's what I call a rude awakening!!! I would be pissed. (no pun intended) lol