Whatever you do don't let off the throttle!
You are supposed to use a trailer when you take your jet ski out of the lake. When you try to load it into the back of a van, you FAIL!...and almost drowned.
"My Golden Retriever/Boxer mix Stripe has become quite the fisher-dog. Today, he hit the mother load and I was fortunate enough to have the camera rolling..."
Bambi is saved by a couple good Samaritans.
Gives a Whole New Meaning To Waterbed
I suddenly have the urge to go fishing and swimming!
I'm definitely going to try this. I wouldn't have thought the fireworks could stay lit. Guess I was wrong.
Some rednecks think they can jump a pond. Turns out they failed.