Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
He almost made it...well, not really.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
That looks uncomfortable.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
Another person who thinks jumping onto a homemade stripper pole will work.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
He won't be going anywhere for a while.
At 90 years old he's still got it!