He won't be going anywhere for a while.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
He almost made it...well, not really.
This hot chick does a home video of herself working the pole but it comes crashing down!
That looks uncomfortable.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.