You know It doesn't go well when the pole snaps in half.
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so...
Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
At 90 years old he's still got it!
This pesky reporter got what was coming to him.