Butt Crack Swallowing Pole
A couple drunk bears fans race outside a bar but one of them isn't so steady on his feet and slams right into a street light pole.
A frustrated basketball player headbutts the hoop and paralyzes himself.
Pole vaulting can be a dangerous sport if you suck at it.
They just don't make stripper poles like they used to.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
He won't be going anywhere for a while.