Please Stop Masturbating On The Towels
Stop Now - Don't Email My Wife!
When masturbation is made illegal, everyone is faced with a choice: Come or Die!
The angry rabbit is back! help him to stop the GMO! (Genetic Modified Organism) upgrade your abilities and win the game! In other words, make a salad or they will make you a salad.
Squirrels always find a way onto bird feeders. Nothing stops them.
If birds like to land on your car to do their business you may want to invest in this device!
Mommy never hugged this guy...