If you skateboard into oncoming traffic, chances are you will get hit.
This delivery man hates Christmas. I didn't know Mr. Grinch worked for UPS.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Should of let the more experienced guy load the sled.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
This guy is as smooth as sandpaper.
Recently lost his legs but that's not stopping him.
A guy with muscles and brains is a rare find.
He gets out with a steel pipe and the other guy gets out with a gun. YOU...