Judging by the size of that tree trunk this was going to be a fail from the start.
Low Rider Can't Handle The Load
Redneck Cookout Pool Party
This ventriloquist goes out on the NYC subway to see if he could pick up girls using his talent and humor.
Diesel engine runaway is a rare condition affecting diesel engines, in which it overspeeds at higher and higher RPM until it destroys itself either due to mechanical failure or seizure through lack of lubrication.
A wild turkey will not leave this delivery guy alone!
Don't try to figure out women because you never will.
This guy is as smooth as sandpaper.