There's a reason why you shouldn't run a race in high heels.
Any brains this guy had just got melted.
An electric company uses a DetCord to remove a tree that has fallen on some power lines.
Don't try to figure out women because you never will.
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
This chick ties a dock line knot like a boss!
This person just happened to catch lighting striking her house wires on the telephone pole.
A high tension wire arcs and explodes.
Tough guy gets knocked da F*** out by a smaller kid. Now that's what I call using your head!