The bride doesn't look very happy right before that drunk woman destroys her wedding.
His beak is going to be a bit more dull after that.
This pesky reporter got what was coming to him.
I've seen a lot of dance offs over the years but never between two girls using a stripper pole! So who do you think won?
That looks uncomfortable.
There is no need to grease the pole to stop a squirrel from eating your bird feeders. Just use a Slinky!