Wishful thinking A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"...read more 3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,831
Ive fallen and I cant get IT UP "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I cant get it up for my...read more 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,775
Glass Eye John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye ...read more 4/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,494
Dou you belong in a mental institution? Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patie...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,172
7-11 One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor c...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 14,460
Ever Wonder??? 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why cant women put on mascara with...read more 8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,319
Scooby Dooby Doo! A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,151
Prescription to Kill This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a p...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,569
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,523
27 Stitches A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure ...read more 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,888