Dead Pussy An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...read more 1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,852
Th clock shop, not cock shop! A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The...read more 11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,896
Pet Store Present A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are ...read more 6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,520
Grocery Shopping A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: ...read more 10/9/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,132
New Year Resolution- for pets! 15. I will not eat other animals poop. 14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more 1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM 4,061