Circumcised A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his cr...read more 2/8/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,202
Shelf Life A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more 1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,137
Salty Penis Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more 11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 12,569
Exhibitionist There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was ...read more 11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM 10,157
Name your penis A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more 10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,982
The Penis wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons:1. I do physical labor...read more 9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM 118,885
5 reasons not to be a penis... 1. Youre bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more 9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM 103,371
What Kind Of Penis Do You Have? The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Magnavo...read more 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM 60,016