I need more rope! One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more 5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,926
Not touchin it An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he n...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,129
Penis Promo The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: Has to work hard Has to ...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,895
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,502
Penis viewing One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more 9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,196
What Kind Of Penis Do You Have? The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Magnavo...read more 9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM 60,004
5 reasons not to be a penis... 1. Youre bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more 9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM 103,370
The Penis wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for thefollowing reasons:1. I do physical labor...read more 9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM 118,883
Name your penis A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more 10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,978
Salty Penis Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more 11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 12,564