Twenty dollar parrot A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet...read more 3/2/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,332
What do we have in common? A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking. The tomato says "Ive got the worst l...read more 1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM 6,401
Definition of Embarrassment Q: Whats the definition of embarrassment?A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and break...read more 1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,067
Where is my 6 inches? True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more 11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,844
Penis viewing One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more 9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,200
Orange penis A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more 8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,502
Penis Promo The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: Has to work hard Has to ...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,896
Not touchin it An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he n...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,130
Penis Study In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a mans penis was larger than ...read more 6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,999
Hard? A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front des...read more 6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,899