A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little...
Look at the squirrel god damn it!!!
This parrot can sing the song Let the bodies hit the floor.
Whatever you do, don't feed them after midnight!
Ever heard a parrot cracking up?
This is why you don't try to make out with Parrot's.
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went...