The captain don't give a f*ck!
That's what I call threading the needle.
His girl takes the slingshot like a boss while he passes out. Dude can't hang.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
A car steals a parking spot and justice is served.
This dude goes down for the count not just once but twice in the same ride.
This ride was made for little kids, not some teenagers trying to spin into oblivion.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.