Exactly why I don't go to water parks.
Instead of looking cool on the internet, you now look like a tool.
His girl takes the slingshot like a boss while he passes out. Dude can't hang.
Without the epic commentary from the black guy behind the camera, this would just be another grandpa practicing nunchucks in a parking lot video.
And you thought skateboarding took skill.
Dude fills his lungs with hot dogs, that's cool in my book! Redneck win!
You're the only one in the parking lot. How did you not see that?
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Hmm, he seems to be in a bit of a pickle.
It has a mind of it's own.