This guy thinks he's in the mob. Someone should inform him John Gotti died years ago...
Dad is ready to sh*t himself while his daughter has the time of her life.
Ah, isn't young love grand...She got pregnant soon after.
This is what happens when a 10 year old falls asleep in a baby carriage.
Next time don't park near potential roof avalanches.
Driving a Smart Car = Smart. Being unable to parallel park it = Less smart. Trying to parallel park your smart car in front of a bar full of guys laughing at you = Fail.
How can you possibly miss those ramps?
How come I never thought of doing that?
Screw that, why even bother. Gonna be just as hard to get out of there.
This takes some mad skill!